*sees dog while in the car*
*turns around in seat to watch dog until its out of sight*
oh, you’re playing skyrim? i love that game, the way they just [clenches fist] rim all those frickin skies
Thank you! But I do have a boyfriend. Also, even if I was single, how would one go about hitting up an anonymous person??¿?
MY TOP 10 FAVORITE ANSWERS FROM PAUL IN TODAYS TWITTER
Q&A - This man will be the death of me, I swear.
The ultimate dad joke compilation
college is a truly amazing place